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Eggnog Oral Solution Jacket

Jacket by maped

$67.95

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Color: Scarlet Red

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Our Lightweight Packable Windbreaker Jacket has water resistant 82gm 100% polyester body fabric with a zip front closure, scuba neck, mesh lined 3 panel hood, and welt pockets. Soft to the touch, versatile, and great for layering.

Product Information

Unisex Zip-Up Windbreaker Jacket

Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
XS36"-38"91-96
S38"-40"96-101
M40"-42"101-106
L42"-44"106-111
XL45"-47"114-119
2XL48"-50"121-127
3XL51"-53"129-134

Description

Our Lightweight Packable Windbreaker Jacket has water resistant 82gm 100% polyester body fabric with a zip front closure, scuba neck, mesh lined 3 panel hood, and welt pockets. Soft to the touch, versatile, and great for layering. Available in sizes for all genders, up to 3XL. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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Product Features
  • Sustainably sourced cotton plus recycled poly rPET blend
  • Soft feel and lightweight
  • Offset carbon footprint
  • Unisex sizing to fit all people
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
  • Designed by a freelance artist
Product Details
  • Lightweight windbreaker packs easily and is great for all weather conditions
  • Available in XS–3XL unisex sizing to fit most
  • 82 Gm 100% polyester fabric with interior water resistant coating
  • Waterproof Pressure Resistance: 600 mm
  • Matte finish eyelets and zippers
  • #4 zipper with zipper pull & rubber zipper pull tab
  • Welt pockets with mesh pocket bags
  • Tightening toggle at waistband
  • Elastic cuffs
  • Locker loop in center back
About this Design

The design mimics a pharmaceutical label for a product humorously named 'Eggnog,' marketed as a 'Christmas Spirit Oral Solution.' It lists a dosage of 80mg/240ml and includes a playful warning about consuming raw eggs, nutmeg, rum, and advice against driving sleighs or handling reindeer after use. The style is a parody, intended to be ironic and humorous, drawing on the familiar look of medical packaging.

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Clinically proven* to relieve the symptoms of family gatherings, office secret Santas and the 47th replay of Last Christmas. Active ingredients: egg, cream, nutmeg, and an undisclosed amount of rum "for preservation purposes". Dosage: one glass every 4 hours, or one glass every time Uncle Gary mentions politics. Side effects may include warm fuzzy feelings, spontaneous carol singing, and agreeing to host next year. Keep out of reach of children. Keep within reach of adults at all times. *Not clinically proven. Tested exclusively on elves.

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