
Eggnog Oral Solution Notebook
Notebook by maped
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5” x 7” hardcover journal with 128 blank pages of quality, 90gsm paper stock. Cover is printed with top-of-the-line equipment for crisp, vivid graphics.
Product Features
- Designed by an independent artist
- High-quality print, built to last
- Ethically produced
- Ships flat or rolled, ready to display
About this Design
The design mimics a pharmaceutical label for a product humorously named 'Eggnog,' marketed as a 'Christmas Spirit Oral Solution.' It lists a dosage of 80mg/240ml and includes a playful warning about consuming raw eggs, nutmeg, rum, and advice against driving sleighs or handling reindeer after use. The style is a parody, intended to be ironic and humorous, drawing on the familiar look of medical packaging.
@maped
Clinically proven* to relieve the symptoms of family gatherings, office secret Santas and the 47th replay of Last Christmas. Active ingredients: egg, cream, nutmeg, and an undisclosed amount of rum "for preservation purposes". Dosage: one glass every 4 hours, or one glass every time Uncle Gary mentions politics. Side effects may include warm fuzzy feelings, spontaneous carol singing, and agreeing to host next year. Keep out of reach of children. Keep within reach of adults at all times. *Not clinically proven. Tested exclusively on elves.
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