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Patchy Promise Water Bottle

Bad Mascots Water Bottle by kimprut

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A slim 20 oz bottle built to fit standard cup holders. 18/8 stainless steel with double wall vacuum insulation that keeps drinks hot or cold for 12-24 hours. Spill-resistant twist top lid. Full wraparound print, top to bottom. Hand wash only.

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Product Features
  • Designed by an independent artist
  • High-quality print, built to last
  • Ethically produced
  • Ships flat or rolled, ready to display
Product Details
  • 18/8 stainless steel, 20 oz capacity
  • Double wall vacuum insulated - keeps liquids hot or cold for 12-24 hours
  • Spill-resistant twist top lid
  • Slim profile fits standard cup holders
  • Full wraparound, top-to-bottom print
  • Dimensions: 10.25" H x 2.65" rim x 2.65" base
  • Weight: 0.9 lbs
  • Available in white
  • Hand wash only. Do not microwave. Not dishwasher safe.
About this Design

A cartoon handyman with a big smile holds a hammer in one hand and gives a thumbs up with the other. He wears a cap with 'Fix It. Sorta!' written on it. The design features the text 'PATCHY PROMISE' at the top, indicating a humorous approach to property services, with the tagline 'Repairs That Last.. Probably' below.

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kimprut

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Meet Patchy Promise—the handyman mascot who fixes everything with confidence, duct-tape energy, and just enough skill to make it probably last.

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