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Ultra Processed Bath Mat

Food Bath Mat by ihatehumansworld

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Made of microfiber foam for maximum plushness and absorption, this premium bath mat is available in both 24" x 17" and 34" x 21". Features a non-skid backing for safety.

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Bath Mat

Made of microfiber foam for maximum plushiness and absorption, this premium bath mat is available in both 24" x 17" and 34" x 21". Features a non-skid backing for safety.

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We want to be sure you’re satisfied with your order, which was custom made especially for you. If your order is wrong, you’re not happy with the prints, or it isn’t what you expected for any reason, our Customer Support will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.

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Product Features
  • Designed by an independent artist
  • Premium materials and finishes
  • Vibrant, fade-resistant print
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
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ihatehumansworld

@ihatehumansworld

Congratulations, you’ve unlocked life’s autopilot mode: work to buy food that slowly kills you, but with an artificially flavored sense of happiness. Chew, swallow, repeat. Who needs a soul when you’ve got a family-size combo? In the end, the surprise gift is a coffin, and delivery is free.

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