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Effin' Birds, created by Aaron Reynolds, pairs elegant illustrations of birds with the most unexpected, foul-beaked captions you’ll read. These absurd portrayals of avian behavior will certainly make people chirp when you wear them t-shirts, hoodies, and more.
  1. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text
    bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text by effinbirds
    $29.95
  2. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text
    I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text by effinbirds
    $33.95
  3. too motherfucking cold light text
    too motherfucking cold light text by effinbirds
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  4. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text
    bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text by effinbirds
    $33.95
  5. au revoir to your bullshit light text
    au revoir to your bullshit light text by effinbirds
  6. in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text
    in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text by effinbirds
    $33.95
  7. au revoir to your bullshit dark text
    au revoir to your bullshit dark text by effinbirds
    $29.95
  8. I am a goddamned nightmare
    I am a goddamned nightmare by effinbirds
  9. fuck a doodle boooo
    fuck a doodle boooo by effinbirds
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  10. thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT
    thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT by effinbirds
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  11. fuck deadlines dark text
    fuck deadlines dark text by effinbirds
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  12. fuck deadlines light text
    fuck deadlines light text by effinbirds
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  13. once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text)
    once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text) by effinbirds
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  14. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text
    well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text by effinbirds
    $33.95
  15. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text by effinbirds
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  16. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text
    well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text by effinbirds
  17. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text by effinbirds
  18. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text
    announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text by effinbirds
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  19. you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text by effinbirds
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  20. you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text by effinbirds
  21. can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text
    can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text by effinbirds
  22. fuckin wow light text
    fuckin wow light text by effinbirds
  23. fuckin wow dark text
    fuckin wow dark text by effinbirds
  24. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text
    WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text by effinbirds
  25. please consider therapy or fucking off light text
    please consider therapy or fucking off light text by effinbirds
  26. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text
    WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text by effinbirds
  27. please consider therapy or fucking off dark text
    please consider therapy or fucking off dark text by effinbirds
  28. no thanks fuck this (dark text)
    no thanks fuck this (dark text) by effinbirds
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  29. no thanks fuck this (light text)
    no thanks fuck this (light text) by effinbirds
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  30. honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text)
    honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text) by effinbirds
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  31. world's biggest dipshit (dark text)
    world's biggest dipshit (dark text) by effinbirds
    $29.95
  32. your hot take can eat my ass (light text)
    your hot take can eat my ass (light text) by effinbirds
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  33. world's biggest dipshit (light text)
    world's biggest dipshit (light text) by effinbirds
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  34. put that suggestion back in your butt (light text)
    put that suggestion back in your butt (light text) by effinbirds
    $33.95
  35. put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text)
    put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text) by effinbirds
    $33.95
  36. someone really has their dick in a knot today (dark text)
    someone really has their dick in a knot today (dark text) by effinbirds
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  37. oopsie fuckin daisy  I guess (dark text)
    oopsie fuckin daisy I guess (dark text) by effinbirds
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  38. try not to set your dick on fire (dark text)
    try not to set your dick on fire (dark text) by effinbirds
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  39. try not to set your dick on fire (light text)
    try not to set your dick on fire (light text) by effinbirds
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  40. AI art can fuck off
    AI art can fuck off by effinbirds
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  41. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text)
    I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text) by effinbirds
    $29.95
  42. excuse me what the fuck (dark text)
    excuse me what the fuck (dark text) by effinbirds
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  43. excuse me what the fuck (light text)
    excuse me what the fuck (light text) by effinbirds
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  44. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text)
    it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text) by effinbirds
    $33.95
  45. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text)
    it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text) by effinbirds
    $29.95
  46. christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit
    christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit by effinbirds
    $29.95
  47. too motherfucking cold dark text
    too motherfucking cold dark text by effinbirds
    $29.95
  48. good morning to both you and your bullshit dark text
    good morning to both you and your bullshit dark text by effinbirds
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Effin' Birds is the brainchild of author Aaron Reynolds, who brings an unexpected twist to the world of bird illustrations. At first glance, the designs in this collection are seemingly tame depictions of animals, but a closer look reveals unfiltered expressions, witty insults, and the best swear words. Effin' Birds stands out with its clever captions and satirical take on our fine feathered friends. Prepare to be delighted and amused by Aaron's humorous and unapologetically candid portrayals of birds like you've never seen before.