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Effin' Birds, created by Aaron Reynolds, pairs elegant illustrations of birds with the most unexpected, foul-beaked captions you’ll read. These absurd portrayals of avian behavior will certainly make people chirp when you wear them t-shirts, hoodies, and more.
  1. too motherfucking cold light text
    too motherfucking cold light text by effinbirds
  2. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text
    bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text by effinbirds
  3. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text
    I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text by effinbirds
  4. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text
    bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text by effinbirds
  5. au revoir to your bullshit light text
    au revoir to your bullshit light text by effinbirds
  6. in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text
    in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text by effinbirds
  7. au revoir to your bullshit dark text
    au revoir to your bullshit dark text by effinbirds
  8. I am a goddamned nightmare
    I am a goddamned nightmare by effinbirds
  9. fuck a doodle boooo
    fuck a doodle boooo by effinbirds
  10. thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT
    thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT by effinbirds
  11. fuck deadlines dark text
    fuck deadlines dark text by effinbirds
  12. fuck deadlines light text
    fuck deadlines light text by effinbirds
  13. once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text)
    once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text) by effinbirds
  14. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text
    well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text by effinbirds
  15. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text by effinbirds
  16. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text
    well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text by effinbirds
  17. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text by effinbirds
  18. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text
    announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text by effinbirds
  19. you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text by effinbirds
  20. you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text by effinbirds
  21. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg light text
    announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg light text by effinbirds
  22. can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text
    can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text by effinbirds
  23. fuckin wow light text
    fuckin wow light text by effinbirds
  24. fuckin wow dark text
    fuckin wow dark text by effinbirds
  25. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text
    WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text by effinbirds
  26. please consider therapy or fucking off light text
    please consider therapy or fucking off light text by effinbirds
  27. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text
    WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text by effinbirds
  28. please consider therapy or fucking off dark text
    please consider therapy or fucking off dark text by effinbirds
  29. no thanks fuck this (dark text)
    no thanks fuck this (dark text) by effinbirds
  30. no thanks fuck this (light text)
    no thanks fuck this (light text) by effinbirds
  31. honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text)
    honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text) by effinbirds
  32. world's biggest dipshit (dark text)
    world's biggest dipshit (dark text) by effinbirds
  33. your hot take can eat my ass (light text)
    your hot take can eat my ass (light text) by effinbirds
  34. world's biggest dipshit (light text)
    world's biggest dipshit (light text) by effinbirds
  35. put that suggestion back in your butt (light text)
    put that suggestion back in your butt (light text) by effinbirds
  36. put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text)
    put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text) by effinbirds
  37. someone really has their dick in a knot today (dark text)
    someone really has their dick in a knot today (dark text) by effinbirds
  38. oopsie fuckin daisy  I guess (dark text)
    oopsie fuckin daisy I guess (dark text) by effinbirds
  39. try not to set your dick on fire (dark text)
    try not to set your dick on fire (dark text) by effinbirds
  40. try not to set your dick on fire (light text)
    try not to set your dick on fire (light text) by effinbirds
  41. AI art can fuck off
    AI art can fuck off by effinbirds
  42. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text)
    I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text) by effinbirds
  43. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text)
    it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text) by effinbirds
  44. excuse me what the fuck (dark text)
    excuse me what the fuck (dark text) by effinbirds
  45. excuse me what the fuck (light text)
    excuse me what the fuck (light text) by effinbirds
  46. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text)
    it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text) by effinbirds
  47. christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit
    christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit by effinbirds
  48. too motherfucking cold dark text
    too motherfucking cold dark text by effinbirds

Effin' Birds is the brainchild of author Aaron Reynolds, who brings an unexpected twist to the world of bird illustrations. At first glance, the designs in this collection are seemingly tame depictions of animals, but a closer look reveals unfiltered expressions, witty insults, and the best swear words. Effin' Birds stands out with its clever captions and satirical take on our fine feathered friends. Prepare to be delighted and amused by Aaron's humorous and unapologetically candid portrayals of birds like you've never seen before.